A call for more government holidays

This morning’s Columbus Day commute proves that we have too many government bureaucrats in Austin, Texas. The drive was a breeze. I’d estimate we had 35% fewer automobiles on the highway.

I propose we encourage our politicians and their staffs to stay home. Think of all the benefits. If they aren’t in office, they can’t pass more inane legislation. They can’t waste our tax dollars on idiotic programs. They can’t pander to the power brokers behind the scenes who really control the strings.

Yes. It is time for our government to act more responsibly by not acting at all. Do us all a favor. Stay home. Not only will your magnanimous inaction keep from driving your constituents insane, but it will make our drive to work so much more pleasant.

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I heard the news today

This was no April Fool’s joke, although Austin citizens wish it were so. All day long we kept hearing news of serious injuries and death from all parts of the city.

The headlines in this morning’s online edition of the Austin American-Statesman:

Austin police investigate South Austin injury shooting 6:09 a.m.

Man in critical condition after being struck by pickup truck 10:44 p.m. Sunday

Man dies after falling 50 feet near Pennybacker Bridge 10:44 p.m. Sunday

Woman dies after being hit by boat near Mansfield Dam 8:25 p.m. Sunday

Skydiver killed outside Lexington 7:40 p.m. Sunday

APD seeks suspected hit-and-run driver 12:57 p.m. Sunday

What the heck is going on in Austin Texas? This is a magnificent place to live people.  Be safe and take care of one another. Okay?

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Mary Ann? Or Ginger-O’s?

I’m not a cookie monster, but Newman’s Own Ginger-O’s are probably the best mass produced cookies I’ve ever tasted. They have a wonderful snap and the ginger flavor just bursts across your taste buds.

They are so good! You just have to try them. Pour yourself a fresh glass of cold milk and savor each bite. Exquisite.

Oreo, you are being served notice: I may have found a new favorite packaged cookie.

While pricey at $5.99 for a 13 ounce package, they are worth the occasional indulgence…maybe more than occasionally.

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The Super Bowl goes commercial

If I had a DVR, I’d record the Super Bowl so I can replay the broadcast whenever I’m bored.

I’d fast-forward through the game play and watch the commercials.

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