Monday, February 28, 2011

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar award winner…

…that is what I’d truly like to be,
Cause if I were an Oscar award winner,
I could swear like a sailor on TV.

What’s up with the Melissa Leo dropping the f-bomb on national TV? And how is it that an entertainment reporter thinks it’s great in the post show media interview? Ridiculous. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if celebrities politicians, business executives, professional athletes and others in the public eye returned to the days when folks conducted themselves with class, dignity, integrity, self-respect, and a sense of decorum?

Hey, one has to have dreams.

My favorite Academy Award moment? Kirk Douglas, without question.

My second favorite moment? Every occasion Anne Hathaway returned to stage in a new ensemble and my daughter yelled “How many times is she going to come out in a new dress? Gah!”

My third favorite moment?  The PS22 Chorus from from Public School 22 in Graniteville, Staten Island performing Somewhere Over the Rainbow to close the 83rd Academy Awards show.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Things I’d like to see…


On the road:

Headlights at dawn and dusk – it isn’t about what you see; it’s about being seen.

Turn signals blinking – they’re not optional equipment and it’s always good to know the driver’s intent.

Everyone buckled in, especially children.

Both hands on the wheel.

Drivers using the hands-free capability on their cell phone.

No texting while driving!

Bicyclists respecting the rules of the road. Motorcyclists = ditto.

All items secured on trailers, in pickup truck beds and tied to the roof.

No tailgating!

No driving buzzed or under the influence.

Someone under 60 driving over 60 in a Crown Victoria.

No 15 year-olds behind the wheel. They aren’t ready (even if you are).

More teenagers in sedans and cool retro muscle cars. These are the vehicles for you, not SUVs and pickup trucks.

Not a cigarette butt in sight.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Hear no Evil

I haven't heard a single political ad leading up to this election. Oh, I know they're on the radio and television with ever-increasing frequency as November 2 nears. I just don't listen to them. I figure the politicians and wannabe's deserve the same treatment they give us.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

What's up, Doc?

Aw, this diwectow is stawting to wub me the wong way.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Windows to a whole new world

I ushered in the new year installing Windows 7 on my daughter’s and my laptops. Yes, I’m a glutton for punishment.
 
My daughter’s laptop qualified for a free upgrade because we bought it in September 2009. Windows 7 was released two months later. Not wanting to risk losing any critical data, or the vast music library she owns, I followed best practices and performed a backup to CDs. This is a pretty straightforward process, or so I thought. I started the backup at 2:23 p.m. on Saturday, January 2. Nine hours later, as I was watching The Hangover, backup disc #23 in hand, the backup fails.
 
No way! What the heck happened? An IO failure is what happened. Now what? Do I start over? I don’t think so. I finish watching The Hangover (very funny!) and go to bed.
 
First thing Sunday morning, I pour a cup of coffee and get back to business. I insert the Windows 7 DVD, select Upgrade, and pray. Surely this will be a simple, intuitive and flawless procedure with no unrecoverable errors, correct?
How could I ask that question after the backup fiasco? Well, what can I say, I’m an optimist.
 
In just under 3 hours, the installation completed with virtually no intervention required. The system booted, files and programs were present, and only Norton Internet Security wouldn’t function. Success? Apparently yes, because my daughter has used the computer every day since and she has found no problems.

Buoyed by that experience, I decided to tackle my three-year-old laptop that Sunday afternoon. Since my laptop was running XP, I had to do a custom install of Windows 7, which means all applications are wiped out. Microsoft strongly recommends backing up all data or risk losing it forever. Uh-oh, not again!

On the Windows 7 install DVD is Windows Easy Transfer, a program created to facilitate data backup. The application provides you the option of doing a full system backup to a network device or DVDs. I choose the latter. The backup starts and I walk away. The application writes the file to a temporary folder on the laptop hard drive first. Two hours later, I have a 37 GB file I expect will start writing to the DVDs. I’ve labeled discs 1, 2 and 3 and I’m ready to feed the drive after each disc becomes full.

I wait. Nothing.

I search the menus of the application. There is no “Write Windows Easy Transfer Files to DVD” command.

I wait some more. Nothing.

I figure I did something wrong, so I delete the 37 GB file and start over. I pay very careful attention to each instruction step. When the backup process launches, I leave the room. Two hours later I return and discover I have a 37 GB file on my hard drive that will never by written to DVDs.

I give up. Important files are copied to thumb drives. Everything else I put at risk. Let the Windows 7 custom install begin! More prayers.

Just like the Upgrade install, once the process starts, I can walk away (and I do). I check periodically and see the install is progressing. Three hours later, it’s complete.

My initial system test made it crystal clear a custom Windows 7 install from XP requires several more steps to get the laptop functional again. No Bluetooth! I need drivers! I had to establish an ethernet connection to perform a Windows Update. Once the drivers and other updates were installed, I had my wireless connection and a functional laptop running Windows 7. Pretty cool.

Next, I had to re-install the applications (remember: custom install deletes all programs). While that was time-consuming, it all came off without a hitch.

Three days later the laptop is performing beautifully. I’m still in awe that I suffered no data loss. All-in-all, I’d have to say the Windows 7 install for both laptops was not a bad experience.
 

Thursday, December 31, 2009

2010: The Year of the Optimist

Thank goodness 2009 is coming to a conclusion. I dub it "The Year of Pessimism". So much negativity flowed from all directions. I'm tired of it. Aren't you?

Will our outlook improve in 2010? Will economic growth accelerate? Will employers start hiring the thousands of highly-skilled and intelligent talent currently sitting idle and seeking meaningful and challenging work?

Since so much of what drives our economy is psychological, let's all think positive in 2010.

Happy New Year!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Sportcasters as Linguists

Heard on Monday Night Football:

"Boy, on that drive all they did was go backwards."

Should you dub it "a drive" when the net gain was a loss?

Perhaps "Boy, on that possession all they did was go backwards." would have been a more apt description.

I realize my standards may be too high when it comes to sports broadcasters. No longer will you hear a mellifluous description of a game as if the action on the field were a work of art unfolding right before your eyes (or ears). Unfortunately, like academic achievement in high schools across the United States, we are lowering our standards. Now you hear street slang on the air waves from sports announcers who can barely express an original thought in a complete sentence. Many descriptions of the play are cliches.

Such is the life of a sportscaster.


Someone help me here: is the plural form of backward proper grammar? Seems to me backward is a direction.